And some more...

There are two essential rules to management. One, the customer is always right; and two, they must be punished for their arrogance.

"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher."--Ambrose Bierce

Aim above morality. Be not simply good, be good for something.

More smartass status messages

Status messages series contd...

"Humanity is just a cracked egg. And the omelet stinks"

Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure

Awesome status messages

People frequently come up with some cool, kick-ass status messages on Gtalk... and they deserve to be documented.

Here's what Aditi has to say today:

Men are living proof that women can take a joke.

And according to Shreerang:

Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must live...